Genesis in DOS (an excerpt)

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3.

C:>LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR

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C:>CREATE DRY_LAND

Done.

C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH

C:>LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS

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C:>CREATE PLANTS

Done.

C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH

So it was; the Earth yielded fresh growth, plants bearing seed. And God saw that there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 3.

The rest of this joke is a bit long but very funny... especially great for us old DOS fans=)