Wednesday, September 26, 2007

And So It Is... Again



This morning, while getting the boyos ready for school, I took a few moments to myself and sat on my back porch drinking my coffee and noticing (one again) how much steam was coming off of my beloved pool. This occurs when the ambient temperature outside is far cooler than the temperature of the pool's water and while it looks neat, what with the whole 'having a miniature Scottish moor in my backyard' it also served as a potent reminder that the summer is indeed over and the pool is far too cold to get into and have nearly-naked fun in.

Sad but true.

All is not downer-town however as the falling mercury and the shortening days acts as a herald for my favorite time of year, fall. The leaves are nice, the coming holidays are great and the smell of woodsmoke is damn-near an aphrodisiac for me but the thing I like the best is the cold. That's me, I like the cold. Not Oklahoma-cold, mind you, California-cold... just take my word for it, there is a world of difference between the two. I would sometimes muse (between wondering if my fingers would ever work properly again and trying to decide if my battle-buddy was succumbing to hypothermia) if the residents of Oklahoma had in some way angered God and that simply being in Oklahoma was some kind of punishment right outta the Old Testament.

Anyways, I like it when it's cold. I like snuggling under warm, heavy blankets. I like making those warm comfort foods that are so impractical during the summer months like homemade soups, stews and roasts.

This fall will also bring with it joyous events (as seasons often do) like my youngest son's birthday, Halloween and the birth of my dear friends' newest child. If we are all very lucky another dear friend will visit from across the country to decide for herself if the left coast is all its cracked up to be.

In any case it's easy for me to be optimistic in my point of view, at least as far as the few things I've mentioned go which is unusual in and of itself as 'optimism' and 'Chris' are not generally paired with each other , not in any positive way, generally. Truth be told, I've always been a bit pessimistic in my out view (at least, in the George Will sense) and, since the truth is being told, dour. That's okay, I have high hopes for the future and I've learned that faith and faithfulness can get you a long, long way in this world. Just don't forget to pack your band-aids... and wear a cup.

Only 31% Dumb / Dork/ Awkward? Don't you believe it.


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How sad is it that this is the one thing out of all those interwebs that catches my eye enough to blog it? /sigh... I've really got to find a hobby=)

Sunday, April 08, 2007

An Easter Return

Easter Greetings, all. I hope this holiday Sunday finds you all happy and relatively comfortable. I am having a pretty good day, personally. Actually, all of my days have been pretty good as of late… you know, everything being relative and all.


Why is everything so peachy for me? Well, for one thing, I am now able to talk to my family every day, and for me, that’s a very good thing. The other day my darling wife sent me my wedding band in the hope that I had lost enough weight at Ft. Sill to be able to put it on. Well, friends, on my finger it now resides and forever there it shall remain. For just under four years it’s been staying put, quietly passing the time in drawers or on a hook near my workstation and whenever I would run cross it, it would always feel as though a piece of my soul were detached. Four freakin’ years! Never again, lol.


On a more materialistic level, I got my hands on this zippy new laptop and broadband card! Also, I’m not getting yelled on every dern day for other people’s mistakes. That’s a big win for me. Also-also, I was able to spend a bit of time with my darling wife, in the flesh, so to speak. It was awesome, definitely the high point of the year.


I don’t know how much longer all this relative freedom and happiness will last (it’ll probably end rather abruptly this Friday and go back to the way it was for a few weeks) but while it lasts I’m a-gonna take advantage of it. Phone calls, e-mails, letters, comics, books (Thx Ev and J) and movies are in my future, you know, along with push-ups, boots and classes.


Thank you to everyone who wrote and sent happy thoughts to me while I was in that awful place (Oklahoma was and is pretty sucky)as I honestly believe it was your support more than anything internal to me that got me through it. Thank you thank you thank you.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Far, Far Away


... so much for my 'PG-13' blog, lol...
(Sorry about the StarWars erotica being up for so long, lol)

A Baby-Doll T-Shirt For The Wife

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Hajj

It occurred today that it's more of a pilgrimage of sorts, more or less a ‘Journey To The Center Of Chris And His Asshat Motivations”.

Anyways, for whatever reasons, here are the projected dates:

Report to in-processing 17 January.

Begin BMT @ Ft. Sill, OK, 26 January.

Begin AIT @ Ft. Sam Houston, TX, (fricken TEXAS again!) 16 April.

Return to loving family and friends on or around 10 August. (Swimsuits and hamburger buns, yay!)

More to come

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

More Than Meets The... sigh...

My oldest son and I watched the new Transformers movie trailer this morning and he is, sadly, enthusiastic. I'm sure you will agree that the event will be stunning visually but for my money it already shows the hallmarks of a crass, soulless, money-grubbing, idiotic escapade. And of course I'll go see it. I will sit in the theater with my friends and my children and I will drink it in knowing that this is the best we are likely gonna get. And a small piece of me will perish during the event, a victim of disappointment and compromise.



btw, my son and I can name damn-near all of the G-1 and -2 Transformers and we could only recognize 2 of em from this trailer... the rest looked like an evil bastardization of Gundam, Gobots (oh, the friggin' humanity) and those crappy claymation robots from Robot Jox.







...of Michael Bay

There can be no doubt: the man has been lobotomized. Indeed, there is no man left. The meat continues to twitch, electrical accidents birthing grotesque jerks in the unknowing beef. It speaks! But it does not give us language. It is like unto the wind blowing through a pile of skulls.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Jack Is Back... You May or May Not Know Him












Being the huge freakin' geek that I am, YDKJ is a guilty pleasure for me from way, way back=)
Enjoy

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Asshats Among Us

"The Muslim representative from Minnesota was elected by the voters of that district and if American citizens don't wake up and adopt the Virgil Goode position on immigration there will likely be many more Muslims elected to office and demanding the use of the Koran,"





Rep. Virgil Goode of the Commonwealth of Virginia
postulating on the future of the Democratic process.
















"I will not be putting my hand on the Quran,"


Again, Rep. Virgil Goode of the Commonwealth of Virginia at a news conference Thursday at the Franklin County Courthouse where he was apparently afraid that physical contact with a holy book from outside his own religion would cause the flesh on his hand to curl and smoke.





Honestly, what is the big scare here? What is this guy so afraid of? His asshat grievance is tantamount to saying that I shouldn’t be allowed to swear an oath using a Roman Catholic bible… that the only acceptable thing to swear an official, non-secular, governmental oath on would be a selection from his personal collection of King James bibles or some such.

Not being particularly adept at scathing word-play, I have not used the links above to let the gentleman in question know how I feel, however, if you, my gentle-enlightened-hypothetical reader would like to, please be my guest.

I have a feeling that prayers don’t work like this, Lord, but if you could see to it that the Ghost of Diversities Future visits this asshat and makes him into a communist, homosexual, mulatto, Islamic-Jew, that would be just great. If that’s asking too much, perhaps it’ll be enough that he simply loses his seat during the next election cycle… and that his children don’t grow up to be like him… that would also be just fine.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Yay for the Garden State

New Jersey is 3rd state to allow gay civil unions



The Legislature moves swiftly after it was ordered to allow same-sex marriages or create an equivalent.



-its more than I had expected and yet less than I hoped for... and shame on the rest of our great (civil) union for not seeing the common sense-moral/legal imperative of the situation and swiftly following suit... now, if only we could simultaneously de-criminalize MJ...





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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Yet More T-Shirts





Charisma Carpenter is a Slammin' Hottie

I'd post a pic or two but this isn't that kind of site=)



p.s. thx to Danger for lettin' me borrow his 5th season 'Angel' DVD... while the season as a whole felt rushed and disjointed, there were more than a few shining moments including Cordelia's plunging neckline the resolution of the Cordelia character.











when the clowns all get here, I'll be the one by the fishbowl

Color Me Distracted

My Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom (I knew it)

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart



My Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty


My Japanese Name Is...

Souta Kobayashi





My Seduction Style: Ideal Lover



You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.

And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.

You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.

It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.



My Penis Name Is...

100% All-Beef Thermometer


My Observation Skills Get A B-

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!


I Am 36% Abnormal

I am at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that I have no soul.

I am at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that I am a chaotic mess.

I am at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that I am in love with my own reflection.

I am at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that I feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

I am at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that I am addicted to hand sanitizer.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Associations

Alphaville

Forever young

Ann Rice’s vampires

Crappy vampire movies

The resurgence of zombie movies

Groundskeeper Willie exclaiming, “Ach! Zombies!”

Scottish and Irish brogues

The Cranberries

Dark-haired women with pale skin and light eyes (brogue is optional but a definite plus)

Linda Carter’s Wonder Woman

Sherilyn Fenn in a Wonder Woman costume

Laura Prepon in a dominatrix outfit

The GIGANTIC checkout girl at the Albertson’s on East Ave. (every time I see her I have the urge to climb her like I’m making an ascent up K-2. *everyone I’ve ever slept with has been shorter than me, consequently, when we are spooning her feet would always be on top of my feet… I’ve always wondered what the foot arrangement would be while sleeping with someone taller than me.)

I was recently challenged to record and blog an example of my train of thought, sort of a connect-the-dots line of thinking much like the old word association game we used to play.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

'Abled' as a state of mind


























My dear friend Sierra was having an awful time the other day while hunting for a parking spot so I decided to make these or her=)
 

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